that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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