I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
They have beer where we have blood.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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