were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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