I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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