would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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