I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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