More tranny stories later!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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