My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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