So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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