Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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