can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
and you fell through a lawn chair
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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