love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My balls are so social today.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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