porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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