So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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