took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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