And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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