No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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