Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
