The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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