She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The uberlube is also flammable
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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