I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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