I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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