so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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