I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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