It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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