Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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