his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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