But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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