so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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