that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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