Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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