Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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