dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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