Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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