i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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