Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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