If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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