do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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