im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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