he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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