she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
