Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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