idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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