from now on my penis is your penis
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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