She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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