belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so that wasnt chicken after all
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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