So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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