Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
