shes about as inviting as chlamydia
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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