The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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