On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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