I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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